Dance, nails. dance.

.@yisthisisdog rocks my world. (Taken with Instagram at MTV DOT...

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:20:58 -0400

.@yisthisisdog rocks my world. (Taken with Instagram at MTV DOT COM)

I’m totally using this on Thursday. (via @Flavorwire)

Mon, 21 May 2012 15:57:47 -0400

I’m totally using this on Thursday.

(via @Flavorwire)

Well today’s commute is gonna be fun. Nawt!

Mon, 21 May 2012 09:36:40 -0400

Well today’s commute is gonna be fun. Nawt!

Did you really expect me to be anywhere else? #googamooga (Taken...

Sat, 19 May 2012 18:02:29 -0400

Did you really expect me to be anywhere else? #googamooga (Taken with Instagram at GoogaMooga)

Two minutes of Will Arnett’s 4:57 Internet Week skit....

Sat, 19 May 2012 11:56:09 -0400

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

Two minutes of Will Arnett’s 4:57 Internet Week skit.

Lucky you, I trimmed it.

I think about this guy a lot when I travel. Typically between...

Thu, 17 May 2012 18:01:26 -0400

I think about this guy a lot when I travel.

Typically between the time I finish eating my $11 JFK Balducci sandwich and the moment in which I realize it’s only been 45 minutes and all my sleepytime meds have worn off, I wonder, Would I be any less miserable in steerage right now if I had the old guy’s blue wedge (and consequently, Tommy Bahama’s button-up)?

So, travelers of the world, would I? Do you have a preferred neck pillow? Get at me if you do.

At the holy land. (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 10 May 2012 16:57:35 -0400

At the holy land. (Taken with instagram)

Target practice, right on my Jil Sanders. (Taken with...

Thu, 10 May 2012 10:20:26 -0400

Target practice, right on my Jil Sanders. (Taken with instagram)

Is it weird that I want this?

Mon, 07 May 2012 22:46:41 -0400

Is it weird that I want this?

WHOAAAAAAA. @MayaBDesigns’s bi-coastal necklace, for the...

Mon, 07 May 2012 16:09:30 -0400

WHOAAAAAAA.

@MayaBDesigns’s bi-coastal necklace, for the L.A.-born brat, reborn and raised in New Yawk.

Heading out to run in my temporary—and...

Sun, 06 May 2012 11:42:00 -0400

Heading out to run in my temporary—and obnoxious—headphones, and I can feel my mom judging me from 3,000 miles away.

Take those jerky things off, she’d say.

(Taken with instagram)

My petition to keep Keeks in Manhattan. ;)

Fri, 04 May 2012 16:28:44 -0400

My petition to keep Keeks in Manhattan. ;)

supervillain: Beastie Boys on Yo MTV Raps in 1989

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:44:57 -0400

supervillain:

Beastie Boys on Yo MTV Raps in 1989

WHEN A LIQUOR COMPANY SENDS US SAMPLES

Thu, 03 May 2012 16:48:15 -0400

THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE OF ALL TIME…OR AT LEAST TODAY.

editorrealtalk:

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the ‘ol Looked Better...

Wed, 02 May 2012 21:56:10 -0400

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the ‘ol Looked Better On The Foot Model here to hang out.

I ordered these Bed|stü™ Aunt Ruth Loafers from Madewell literally three months ago and they just showed up today. I thought they were gonna be way radder—maybe even a little distressed—but they’re just loafy loafs. Methinks I need to send them back. Oh, and they barely fit, so there’s that.

Thank you, rilaws.

Wed, 02 May 2012 18:39:01 -0400

Thank you, rilaws.

Who doesn’t love the Hipster Cop?

Wed, 02 May 2012 17:57:38 -0400

Who doesn’t love the Hipster Cop?

Just heard really passionate New Yorker explain what fracking...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:20:19 -0400

Just heard really passionate New Yorker explain what fracking was to the cashier while purchasing @TimeOutNewYork. Wanted to scream, I WROTE THAT!!! (Taken with instagram)

Oh yes, these are happening. (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:03:09 -0400

Oh yes, these are happening. (Taken with instagram)

(footage via kevin)

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:51:15 -0400

(footage via kevin)