Dance nails, dance.

I suppose that’s about right.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:31:20 -0500

I suppose that’s about right.

Done. curethriftshop: It’s March!! Which means our Spring Home...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:01:08 -0500

Done.

It’s March!! Which means our Spring Home & Fashion Event is coming soon!

Join us at our launch party on March 26th to shop all of our Spring goodies before everyone else! $5 donation required for entry. Raffles and gift bags while supplies last.

All of our sales benefit the Diabetes Research Institute and the search for a cure.

We’ll be posting previews and details on our blog up until the event!

Friday, March 26th 5-10pm

111 East 12th Street NY, NY 10003

(Reblog, spread the word, and help our cause! We’ll love you forever)

I don’t even watch The Tonight Show and I certainly...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:11:12 -0500

I don’t even watch The Tonight Show and I certainly don’t have an opinion (other than the following: Conan O’Brien’s Twitter is hysterical) about what happened, but I absolutely love this Leno commercial. Especially his fast-moving side shuffle.

So they’re calling this thing “Snowacane,”...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:44:00 -0500

So they’re calling this thing “Snowacane,” which is totally lame compared to “Snowpocalypse.” They should’ve named it “Sluricane,” which I realize has nothing to do with the weather, but it makes me think of this song — and who doesn’t want some E-40?

kevintwohy: I was watching Olympic skiing this weekend and this...

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:37:00 -0500

kevintwohy:

I was watching Olympic skiing this weekend and this was all I could think about. They should have a yeti that eats you at the end if you lose.

(And don’t say that’s silly because: Ice Dancing.)

This just brought back memories of Prodigy and Jungle Hunt. Not that they have anything to do with one another.

Anna Dello Russo Teaches Us How To Pack. She’s incredible.

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:38:16 -0500

Anna Dello Russo Teaches Us How To Pack. She’s incredible.

This is my hoiuse. This has been my house for the past six...

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:53:05 -0500

~~This is my hoiuse.~~ This has been my house for the past six months.

One of the reporters mentioned that Canadian figure skater...

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:04:30 -0500

One of the reporters mentioned that Canadian figure skater Patrick Chan left the Olympic Village the other night and drove home, because he couldn’t get any sleep.

I thought this was hysterical because it’s SO something I would do. Except my report would read something like this:

“…Brown left, after failed attempts to police the halls and ram ear plugs into her canals. She’s presumably at home, buried under down blankets, drifting off to sleep with the sweet sounds of White Noise Machine blowing in the wind. We wish her the best.”

Worth Clicking Through

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:29:00 -0500

Worth Clicking Through:

Here’s a snippet:

Me: (tries to visit a local restaurant’s website via iPhone)
Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
Me: I just want to know how late you’re open.
Website: Nope.
Me: But I’m on my phone. Don’t you have a little “HTML Version” link up in the corner or something?
Website: I’m ignoring you.

photo via racked Who cares about sharp-tongued Tavi or baby...

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:22:00 -0500

photo via racked

Who cares about sharp-tongued Tavi or baby blogger Katie when you have this kind of lineup at Calvin Klein Men’s show.

Now I’m typically opposed to Moose print anything, but I...

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:38:01 -0500

Now I’m typically opposed to Moose print anything, but I love this darling Team USA Opening Ceremony beanie.

Too bad it costs 75 moosearoos.

iBAP for yor iPad. Brills!

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:26:59 -0500

iBAP for yor iPad. Brills!

I’m so affected by the snow. I just love waking up to...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:53:06 -0500

I’m so affected by the snow. I just love waking up to this.

Having your pupils dilated is like being inebriated, without the...

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:55:00 -0500

Having your pupils dilated is like being inebriated, without the fiery attitude and sub-par hand-eye coordination. I had my P’s D’d (I really wanted to try and get away with that) at 1PM under false pretense. (My ophthalmologist said I’d feel fine in a couple of hours! Well, it’s been a couple!) The only fun part is that I can write at will, without having to worry about typos or grammatical errors. Why? Because I can’t see the letters. I see the shadow of letters, but it’s too difficult to figure out if “out” is “our” or if I just wrote the same word twice.

"Twenty percent of adults in a worldwide Reuters survey said they’d rather spend..."

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:36:56 -0500

““Twenty percent of adults in a worldwide Reuters survey said they’d rather spend Valentine’s Day with their pets than with their human partners.””

- New York Post

That’s kind of depressing.

via Jak & Jil If I could just be like Catherine Baba…

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:18:58 -0500

via Jak & Jil

If I could just be like Catherine Baba…

Hey Boys….. Your chest-firming, ab-tastic tees are...

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:32:34 -0500

Hey Boys…..

Your chest-firming, ab-tastic tees are available for pre-order now! Um, yay?

Check out the Before and After. Riiiight. His pants also seem to fit better in the After photo, am I to assume that this body sculpting Spanxy also knows how to tailor slacks? Oh boy!

via StyleClicker I’m ready for clogs. And I know my mother...

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:02:51 -0500

via StyleClicker

I’m ready for clogs. And I know my mother is going to told-you-so me for months, but it might be worth it.

via xkcd. If only I had a car. And if only I was young enough to...

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:42:00 -0500

via xkcd.

If only I had a car. And if only I was young enough to get away with bumper stickers.

My senior year of college a homeless man took refuge in my...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 16:39:00 -0500

My senior year of college a homeless man took refuge in my apartment’s laundry room. This was unnerving for a variety of reasons. The biggest was that we shared a common wall.

My current issue is not who is living in my laundry room, but what is actually in there.

There are 100 units in my building, ranging from studios to 2-bedrooms (but we all know that means Convertible to 3). For the purpose of this, let’s estimate that 150 people live in my building.

According to a ridiculous (and probably unproven) statistic I found online, the average person does around 3 loads per week. I personally find this number a bit high, but I also don’t do my laundry every week…and I fill those babies to the brim. So I’m going to arbitrarily say that it’s 2 loads.

But let’s go with this math for a second. 150 people, who manage to get down to the laundry room once a week to do their 2 loads. That’s 300 loads a week. Let’s also ignore for a moment that the laundry room is connected to the boiler room, so at any given time it’s at least 100 degrees or more, and let’s also forget the fact that the number of washers and dryers is unequal. Yes, you read that correctly. So if there are X washers, there are X-1 dryers, which means there’s always a pile-up.

So how many washers would there have to be in order for there to be enough for us to do our weekly 300 loads?

Wrong Answer: This building has 4, and an animal lives in one of them.