Writer, editor & web producer, currently strutting my stuff at MTV.com. Previous contributions include Shape, Seventeen, amNewYork, Manhattan, and TheFrisky.com. I’m also writing a memoir, because being a journalist in New York City and having lots of shoes isn’t enough of a cliché. Need to email me? Need to see my portfolio? _uacct = "UA-3773331-1"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @rebeccalbrown)http://dancenailsdance.com/<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:732591/cp~vid%3D732591%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A732591" width="400" height="225" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="."></embed><br/><br/><p>Eff off, McKee. That <em>was </em>my best beanie.</p> <p>Fast forward to 1:51. I’m the asshole with the Smart Water.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17331505394http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17331505394Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:50:58 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz55qdwL8L1qz87o3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When my keen eye is responsible for <a href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2012/02/09/skrillex-mr-belding-dennis-haskins-photo/">Buzzworthy funnies</a>.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17328603168http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17328603168Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:49:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3zmsVFuf1qz87o3o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Well there’s a traffic number you don’t see every day. Guess people really like <a href="http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17197882551/gotye-kimbra-my-shaky-hand">Gotye</a>. (Come on, SEO. Big money, big money.)</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17305326567http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17305326567Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:40:04 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3f7uljOK1qz87o3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“This may be a good one and it may not be, and we will figure that out,” B.J. says of the concept (<a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CIABEBYwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvguide.com%2Fkeywords%2Ftv-guide-magazine&ei=WOYyT5TgDqrb0QGR8Ln7Bw&usg=AFQjCNGYk5lUKfHLcXw1Z1xbwETFcCVJ_Q">TV Guide magazine</a>).</em></p> <p>Oh it’s a good idea, Novak.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17279014643http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17279014643Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:19:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz35cy5zAR1qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I can do all of them. Perfectly.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17273883803http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17273883803Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:35:14 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz34e9CZIW1qz87o3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My weapons of choice suggest that I woke up believing it to be 2006.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17269234442http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17269234442Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:25:21 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1ka0DRLO1qz87o3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In which we discuss [redacted] and [redacted] from [redacted].</p> <p>#TVSecrets</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17224280724http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17224280724Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:13:00 -0500<span id="video_player_17197882551">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_17197882551",'http://dancenailsdance.com/video_file/17197882551/tumblr_lz0bziMLP41qz87o3',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz0bziMLP41qz87o3_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz0bziMLP41qz87o3_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz0bziMLP41qz87o3_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz0bziMLP41qz87o3_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz0bziMLP41qz87o3_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>@Gotye + Kimbra + my shaky hand.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17197882551http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17197882551Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:21:03 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyausgULG1qc52lxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The Giant’s won the Super Bowl, let’s get married,” — The thing my friend’s drunk husband just said as he called her from the Super Bowl.</p> <blockquote> <p>Image: <em>Al Bello / Getty Images</em></p> </blockquote>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17134495725http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17134495725Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:10:51 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyy70h96DL1qz87o3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Obviously.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17128815606http://dancenailsdance.com/post/17128815606Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:33:52 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/35979607?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&color=ffffff" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bellinspace.com/">Olga Bell</a> - Buddy Holly (Weezer Cover)<br/>Sound/Video recorded live in my studio.<br/>20120106.  </p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16931819146http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16931819146Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:08:31 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvuvmeOaZ31qe9mzao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16883664345http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16883664345Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:28:12 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf5xnq4uD1qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I haven’t touched the thing.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/16875898793/people-who-use-pinterest-i-dont-want-to-start">via ilovecharts</a>:</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16876574869http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16876574869Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:21:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IPhh7mch5zo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Can’t wait to see how this thing ends.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16832299978http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16832299978Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:44:14 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymrdchz6S1qz87o3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m doing <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mix-Tape-1GB-Memory-Stick/dp/B000ZZI9HQ">this</a>.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16776984378http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16776984378Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:22:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyj0bwkuwd1qz87o3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>On my <a href="http://dancenailsdance.com/post/73065127/4-more-days">one-year New York</a> anniversary, I wrote a blog post with five exclamation points in it.</p> <p>On my <a href="http://dancenailsdance.com/post/202001627/ive-faced-many-uncomfortable-scenarios-since">two-year</a>, I took a picture of my closet, which, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention, is three times the size of my current one.</p> <p>And today, the day of my 4-year New York anniversary, I’m going to share this lovely photo of a plate.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16652956932http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16652956932Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:45:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygrob4oPc1qz87o3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just me, creeping on the carpet at the <em><a href="http://www.mtv.com/shows/i_just_want_my_pants_back/series.jhtml">Pants</a> </em>premiere in Brooklyn.</p> <p>The tilting of the head has proven to be an effective interview technique. I don’t just pose like that heedlessly.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16580256145http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16580256145Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:43:22 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydxtieVZi1qz87o3o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just read that NBC is working on an <em>Office</em> spinoff starring Dwight and the Schrute family bed & breakfast. God I hope his cousin Mose signs on.</p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16502000018http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16502000018Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:03:00 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydf19uWz31qh9nffo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>watch it. 10/9 c.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mtv.tumblr.com/post/16477126274/tonight-welcome-to-the-dome">mtv</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tonight. welcome to the dome.</p> </blockquote>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16479324337http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16479324337Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:00:32 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyddtpxekD1qz87o3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-01-24/venn-diagram-portland-vs-brooklyn/">The Frisky</a></p>http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16475908277http://dancenailsdance.com/post/16475908277Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:51:25 -0500