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What Annoys New Yorkers The Most?

Well, according to The Post, it’s these things:

  • 1. People who block subway doors (24.8%)
  • 2. Tourists (20.9%)
  • 3. Cabdrivers on cell phones (12.5%)
  • 4. Drivers who block the box (10.8%)
  • 5. Panhandlers (8.7%)
  • 6. Hipsters (6.2%)
  • 7. Bike delivery guys (5.2%)
  • 8. Film shoots that take over the street (4.2%)
  • 9. Street fairs (4.1%)
  • 10. Tip jars everywhere (2.6%)

I guess I’m not a New Yorker, cuz subway door-blockers aren’t nearly as awful as tourists and tourists.