Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

18
Feb
One of the reporters mentioned that Canadian figure skater Patrick Chan left the Olympic Village the other night and drove home, because he couldn’t get any sleep. I thought this was hysterical because it’s SO something I would do. Except my report would read something like this: “…Brown left, after failed attempts to police the halls and ram ear plugs into her canals. She’s presumably at home, buried under down blankets, drifting off to sleep with the sweet sounds of White Noise Machine blowing in the wind. We wish her the best.”

One of the reporters mentioned that Canadian figure skater Patrick Chan left the Olympic Village the other night and drove home, because he couldn’t get any sleep.

I thought this was hysterical because it’s SO something I would do. Except my report would read something like this:

“…Brown left, after failed attempts to police the halls and ram ear plugs into her canals. She’s presumably at home, buried under down blankets, drifting off to sleep with the sweet sounds of White Noise Machine blowing in the wind. We wish her the best.”