Dance, nails. dance.
By rebecca
Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing
Writer, editor & web producer, currently strutting my stuff at MTV.com. Previous contributions include Shape, Fitness, Seventeen, amNewYork, Manhattan, and TheFrisky.com.
I'm also writing a memoir, because being a journalist in New York City and having lots of shoes isn't enough of a cliché.
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23
Jun
Me:
: Here now take this for your cough and body aches.
Ben:
: But I never take medicine, what is it?
Me:
: It's regular cold medicine but you probably won't even fall asleep.
[I give him Nyquil]
[30 minutes pass]
Ben:
: Did you roofie me?
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