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20
Jun
The Weekly Ewe I’ve decided to implement a weekly feature on my blog primarily to hold myself accountable (and also because there are just so many gross things that happen in NY that I feel I should document them). To be fair, Los Angeles is equally as ewe-y, but it’s much easier to separate yourself from it; to hide from having to rub shoulders with “them”. I read a blog entry the other day about a Starbucks barista who found someone on the bathroom floor cracked out with needles and pill bottles everywhere…I feel like that doesn’t happen so much in LA. Sure in some parts, but not where the real estate is high like in Manhattan. You wont find that at the Coffee Bean on Beverly Drive. You may find a pre-tween smoking bidis in the restroom but that’s it. So here is my ewe of the week: While walking home today a super long and spiky [gross item redacted here] got stuck to the bottom of my toe. It was literally in my toe. I only became aware of it because of the pain. I quickly hobbled home to remove the prickly item with tweezers.

The Weekly Ewe

I’ve decided to implement a weekly feature on my blog primarily to hold myself accountable (and also because there are just so many gross things that happen in NY that I feel I should document them). To be fair, Los Angeles is equally as ewe-y, but it’s much easier to separate yourself from it; to hide from having to rub shoulders with “them”.

I read a blog entry the other day about a Starbucks barista who found someone on the bathroom floor cracked out with needles and pill bottles everywhere…I feel like that doesn’t happen so much in LA. Sure in some parts, but not where the real estate is high like in Manhattan. You wont find that at the Coffee Bean on Beverly Drive. You may find a pre-tween smoking bidis in the restroom but that’s it.

So here is my ewe of the week: While walking home today a super long and spiky [gross item redacted here] got stuck to the bottom of my toe. It was literally in my toe. I only became aware of it because of the pain. I quickly hobbled home to remove the prickly item with tweezers.