National Treasure
Only because I went and saw Indiana Jones 4 on opening weekend (mind you I still haven’t garnered the strength to see SATC), and rented National Treasure 2 from itunes last weekend did I find the following amazing. If you haven’t seen both (which I’m gonna go ahead and guess that includes everyone) you most likely will not find the below funny.
HARRISON FORD
What are we doing in the Amazon?
KAREN ALLEN
Cate wants to return the Crystal MacGuffin to the ancient City of Gold.
HARRISON FORD
City of Gold? Isn’t that what Nicolas Cage was looking for in National Treasure 2? Are we seriously getting the plot for our shitty sequel to Indiana Jones by ripping off the plot of a shitty sequel to a shitty knock-off of Indiana Jones? I feel like that should unravel the space-time continuum or something.
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