Dance, nails. dance.

There are a multitude of reasons why I would not be a good candidate for this show (I don’t catch, decapitate, or even eat fish. I have zero desire to skin animals, and - oh - how could I forget, I don’t particularly care for enormous and violent brown bears).

But if anyone out there likes that stuff I would love to know someone on this show. I’m such a AE groupie now.