Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

In 1992 my parents remodeled our house. By the time the project finished in 1994 they realized one thing they forgot to account for: Furniture.
It was quite comical to move into this Dune Road inspired modern home in Santa Monica with a 15 year old wooden bench (that doubled as a couch) and TV stands that had lost their sheen ages ago.
As a joke my parents put a jar in the front of the house and asked that guests make donations upon arriving. The money would go towards furnishing the house.
I kinda want to do that now.

In 1992 my parents remodeled our house. By the time the project finished in 1994 they realized one thing they forgot to account for: Furniture.

It was quite comical to move into this Dune Road inspired modern home in Santa Monica with a 15 year old wooden bench (that doubled as a couch) and TV stands that had lost their sheen ages ago.

As a joke my parents put a jar in the front of the house and asked that guests make donations upon arriving. The money would go towards furnishing the house.

I kinda want to do that now.