Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

Having your pupils dilated is like being inebriated, without the fiery attitude and sub-par hand-eye coordination. I had my P’s D’d (I really wanted to try and get away with that) at 1PM under false pretense. (My ophthalmologist said I’d feel fine in a couple of hours! Well, it’s been a couple!) The only fun part is that I can write at will, without having to worry about typos or grammatical errors. Why? Because I can’t see the letters. I see the shadow of letters, but it’s too difficult to figure out if “out” is “our” or if I just wrote the same word twice.

Having your pupils dilated is like being inebriated, without the fiery attitude and sub-par hand-eye coordination. I had my P’s D’d (I really wanted to try and get away with that) at 1PM under false pretense. (My ophthalmologist said I’d feel fine in a couple of hours! Well, it’s been a couple!) The only fun part is that I can write at will, without having to worry about typos or grammatical errors. Why? Because I can’t see the letters. I see the shadow of letters, but it’s too difficult to figure out if “out” is “our” or if I just wrote the same word twice.