Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing
- Representative:: Thank you for calling T-Mobile, how can I help you?
- Me:: Hi, the last day of my contract is in June, I'd like to cancel it after that because I don't use the second line.
- Representative:: Oh no, that's terrible. Is something wrong with the phone?
- Me:: No, I just don't use the second phone and haven't for about six months.
- Representative:: OK. Well it looks here as though you are eligible for a free phone, would you like to get a free phone?
- Me:: No, I already have a phone.
- Representative:: OK well also, you can switch to a different plan if that's not working for you; we have some great specials right now.
- Me:: Aren't you looking at my information? I have two lines with you. I don't need two, I only want one.
- Representative:: OK well you have three months if you change your mind, so don't worry about deciding right now.
- Me:: I've already decided, but fine sure I'll think about it. Can you just cancel the second line please?