Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

Thanks Revolving Door

There are a few sites I use often to find out about movement in the media world, Revolving Door being one them. Lately it has become incredibly depressing. As it outlines the shuffling of editors from one pub to the next, all it really means to me is that the editor I have interviewed and worked my tail off to impress is no longer there. He/she has moved to [enter third world country here] to pursue their life long dream to [enter mid-life crisis here]. Upon returning, named editor will begin work at [enter some obscure publication that I have no experience in — science, medicine…something along those lines].