Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing
- The salad-chopper at Just Salad wouldn't stop talking to me and the lies were just flying out of my mouth
- Chopper:: You just come back from running?
- Me:: Huh?
- Chopper:: You got your running gear on; you was workign out?
- Me:: Oh yeah (lie)
- Chopper:: Jogging out here?
- Me:: Oh no I was at the gym ( lie)
- Chopper:: Oh yeah, what'd you do at the gym?
- Me:: Ran and lifted back (lie and lie -- I never lift back!)
- Chopper:: Yah I do calisthenics at home, I have the ultimate push-up, do you use that?
- Me:: Oh no I'm weak in that area I don't do pushups (lie, I always do pushups)
- Chopper:: Yeah you look beat, you're gonna go home and eat and rest?
- Me:: Yeah, I had a long day, I'm beat (lie, I just woke up from a nap)
