Me: (Singing.) Wait, that wasn’t that bad was it?
Ben: (Nodding.)
Me: You’re nodding, that means you think I can sing and hit notes?
Ben: Yeah…
Me: This is huge, you have no idea. My entire life I have been told I’m horrifically tone deaf, like forbidden from singing Happy Birthday. I’ve never been able to hum a song-any song. So are you serious, like, I sound OK?
Ben: (Nodding more.)
Me: Are you even listening to me? Do you think I’m offering you food?
