Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

Diddy is borderline annoying. I have followed him and his Making-the-no-I’m-not-gonna-assemble-a-band-fine-what-the-heck-I’ll-just-make-a-band-of six-no-five shows on MTV for years. From his obnoxious rants to his overplayed sunglasses I have glued in to watch talented singers battle to be famous.Then this season he said something so off the wall and retarded (surprising I know) that I cringed. I literally looked at the TV and said, “I feel sorry for him.” I felt sorry for a multi-millionaire. He made up another word. Bitchassness. The sentence was something like,”…you’re gettin’ a case of bitch ass-nes”. Now he has shirts? Uhh, Vote or Die Round 2.

Diddy is borderline annoying. I have followed him and his Making-the-no-I’m-not-gonna-assemble-a-band-fine-what-the-heck-I’ll-just-make-a-band-of six-no-five shows on MTV for years. From his obnoxious rants to his overplayed sunglasses I have glued in to watch talented singers battle to be famous.

Then this season he said something so off the wall and retarded (surprising I know) that I cringed. I literally looked at the TV and said, “I feel sorry for him.” I felt sorry for a multi-millionaire.

He made up another word. Bitchassness. The sentence was something like,”…you’re gettin’ a case of bitch ass-nes”. Now he has shirts? Uhh, Vote or Die Round 2.