Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

Feeble attempts at savings

  • Stage Direction:: Rebecca places crumpled yogurt lid on counter while cashier moves items in a circular motion.
  • Rebecca:: Hi, did you get that coupon?
  • Cashier:: (Waving hands) No, that's OK.
  • Rebecca:: (Wonders what is OK).
  • Cashier:: Your total is $23.06
  • Rebecca:: (Shamefully takes coupon back)
  • Stage Direction:: Rebecca looks at ben with a furrowed brow.
  • Ben:: You know better.
  • Rebecca:: I can't believe that man just chose not to take my coupon.
  • Ben:: New York doesn't use coupons, and he probably didn't want to touch your disgusting yogurt lid.