Who Have I Become?
Boy this has this all snuck up on me. First it was the incessant need to wrap myself in 100% Cotton, or cotton’s sister — Spandex. Then there was BBC (kind reader: see earlier post) and the way I used her to shield me from life’s unruly elements. And then this past Saturday, I didn’t want to admit it but Ben caught me clipping coupons (I even saved a yogurt lid. A freaking filthy disgusting LID!) But boy oh boy I have hit rock bottom. I have officially become a house-girlfriend (although the proper expression “housewife” makes much more sense here, I didn’t feel like raising anyone’s cholesterol levels just yet, plus I don’t even really live here).
Today (deep breath) I went grocery shopping online. And I enjoyed it. Quite a bit. (Somebody, get this girl a job.)
