:30 Second Shower
Ask any of my siblings, we were trained to shower at gunpoint. Hippies at heart, not only did Papa Brown come knocking as the clock passed the 30-second mark, but Mama Brown occasionally placed warped buckets in the shower to collect…well wasted water. She used this to “water the plants” (see: cook dinner).
I have never broken the habit, one of the things I have always hated most about spas is the idea of showing up 30-minutes early to shower. What is there to do in there that takes that long?!?! Shampoo: 45 seconds, rinse. Conditioner: two-minutes, rinse. Body wash: 45 seconds, boom done. Now what?
Well tonight, I entered the bathroom around 12:30am to take a shower (Ben has turned me into a gym night-owl) and emerged around 12:33 am. His response: How are you even clean?
He then proceeded to call me Pig Pen.
I don’t care what he says, I’m saving the environment. (He better be glad I don’t have buckets in the shower.)
And also, there is a man named Roman who lives here.
Total Shot-out Tally: Ben: Gazillion, Rome: 1
