Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

Photo: Racked
Earlier today HFMUS announces that Metropolitan Home will close.  Moments later Racked reports on Duane Reade’s new self-promoting periodical, the Duane Reader, which—to me at least—is nothing more than a weekly circular without the coupons.
And who wants to read anything that doesn’t offer a discount on cotton balls?

Photo: Racked

Earlier today HFMUS announces that Metropolitan Home will close.  Moments later Racked reports on Duane Reade’s new self-promoting periodical, the Duane Reader, which—to me at least—is nothing more than a weekly circular without the coupons.

And who wants to read anything that doesn’t offer a discount on cotton balls?