Mother Brown’s Annual NYC Trip Stats
Number of items she’s moved from the refrigerator into the freezer: 3
“Butter lasts longer in the freezer.”
Pieces of living room furniture that are in the same place they were when I left for work this morning: 1
The TV, which is mounted on the wall.
Number of socks left in my sock drawer: About half
“I found over 20 single socks, I’m going to throw them out.”
