Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

19
Oct
I’m pretty sure my iPod Touch is a goner. I’ve come up with three likely scenarios to explain its disappearance. 1. I left it at the gym. This is highly unlikely because I’m incredibly responsible and I don’t leave things anywhere. I’ve never sent a “Hey Guys, I lost my cell phone can you email me your number again?” message. I don’t just lose things. 2. I never had one to begin with. This one is moderately possible. In my quest for a high protein/low carb diet, low blood sugar has caused me to hallucinate— I “think” I have one, when I’m simply wearing unplugged headphones in the gym. 3. Someone stole it. Maybe I was pickpocketed on the subway, or perhaps someone went through my bag during a volleyball game. Never trust a girl with ribbons in her hair. If anyone has seen my iPod Touch, please send it back to me. You’ll know it’s mine by the playlist. I’m pretty sure no one still has “Informer” in their queue.

I’m pretty sure my iPod Touch is a goner. I’ve come up with three likely scenarios to explain its disappearance.

1. I left it at the gym.

This is highly unlikely because I’m incredibly responsible and I don’t leave things anywhere. I’ve never sent a “Hey Guys, I lost my cell phone can you email me your number again?” message. I don’t just lose things.

2. I never had one to begin with.

This one is moderately possible. In my quest for a high protein/low carb diet, low blood sugar has caused me to hallucinate— I “think” I have one, when I’m simply wearing unplugged headphones in the gym.

3. Someone stole it.

Maybe I was pickpocketed on the subway, or perhaps someone went through my bag during a volleyball game. Never trust a girl with ribbons in her hair.

If anyone has seen my iPod Touch, please send it back to me. You’ll know it’s mine by the playlist. I’m pretty sure no one still has “Informer” in their queue.