Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

Me: Uh, that chicken was really greasy. I feel gross. Can you bring me that sparkling water when you come back from the kitchen?
Ben: Retrieve seltzer water and bring it to the greasy woman. Sounds like a quest on one of my video games.

Me: Uh, that chicken was really greasy. I feel gross. Can you bring me that sparkling water when you come back from the kitchen?

Ben: Retrieve seltzer water and bring it to the greasy woman. Sounds like a quest on one of my video games.