Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

No Sympathy

  • Me:: So you see guys, that's why I'm a bit scatterbrained tonight.
  • Volleyball Teammates:: (Silence.)
  • Me:: There are mice in my house...for the second time this week.
  • Volleyball Teammates:: (Still nothing.)
  • Me:: (They're not getting it.) And we couldn't catch it, and it ran into the bedroom, and...
  • Guy Teammate:: (Stares at me with disdain) I'm pretty sure there is a beehive in my house.