Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

[Sent mom this photo]
Mom: Shame on you, those are bees.
Me: Oh yeah, where are the big guy’s wings?
Mom: Lol. Be brave…crack open the glass door, and lightly open the screen.
Me: Heck no. I’m never opening the patio door again.
Mom: Well then call SWAT.
Me: They don’t service Gramercy.

[Sent mom this photo]

Mom: Shame on you, those are bees.

Me: Oh yeah, where are the big guy’s wings?

Mom: Lol. Be brave…crack open the glass door, and lightly open the screen.

Me: Heck no. I’m never opening the patio door again.

Mom: Well then call SWAT.

Me: They don’t service Gramercy.