Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

As my Jamaican-based spammer left today’s urgent message regarding the “important numbers on that paper for insurance that I have,” I could hear her colleague in the background leaving an identical message for some other sad soul, except that lady at least started the message with a perky, “Hey, Girlfriend.” So busted. #nevergonnaanswer #yougalsaresittingtooclose