Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

21
Jul
What sorts of rules do you follow on rainy days? The cascade of consequences following an umbrella sideswipe is troubling: sudden exposure to the rain, followed by snarls and more bumping. So who has the right of way? Do the tall people do the tilting? Who’s supposed to pump their ‘brella-toting fist high into the air? I need to figure this out.

What sorts of rules do you follow on rainy days? The cascade of consequences following an umbrella sideswipe is troubling: sudden exposure to the rain, followed by snarls and more bumping.

So who has the right of way? Do the tall people do the tilting? Who’s supposed to pump their ‘brella-toting fist high into the air?

I need to figure this out.