Read Carefully
- Me:: Billy Mays died.
- Ben:: Who's that?
- Me:: (Spends nanosecond glancing at story, sees word "pitchman.") Uh, baseball player.
- Ben:: Willie Mays? (Huge emphasis on the Willie)
- Me:: (Takes another second to re-read story. Sees "Oxyclean pitchman.") Op, no I'm wrong. This guy sold soap.
