Facebook you annoy me. You’re the kid in school who tried to start trends, succeeded at some, then got way behind and worked double time trying to implement new fads. I don’t care about your stupid username-at-midnight game. I have the most common name ever, so let some eager beaver take it, I’ll stick with my irreverent badge number: (Crap, where the heck is that 9-digit number that goes in after the slash. Err.)
