What Renting Is Like
Going through my inbox I read an old email about a word-of-mouth contest for free bowling (I know, another missed opportunity). But I read it and had an Ah-Ha moment. This is like what comunicating with a broker is like. See below.
Free Bowling This Weekend? Let’s Play!
Last month, we ran a contest in which one lucky NYCDAILYDEALS reader found a pair of movie passes. Today, we’re giving you the chance to win a free hour of bowling at Port Authority’s Leisure Time Bowl.
On the southeast corner of 2nd Avenue and 14th Street there is a black Onion newspaper box. Underneath the stack of newspapers is a pass for a free hour of bowling this weekend. Be the first one there and it’s all yours. Good luck!
Just swap out the pass with a phone number and remove the coordinates and you might as well be chasing your tail to find that illusive broker with the most-amazing-apartment-ever-it-will-be-gone-in-an-hour-and-it’s-a-great-buildling-I-put-my-sister/brother/mother/dog-in-it unit. Op—it’s gone. But there is a studio on Avenue D.
