Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing
- Mom:: I'm sending you a bunch of stuff, a letter from Berekely, they stole your computer.
- Me:: What computer?
- Mom:: I'll send it to you.
- Me:: I didn't go to Berkeley, you know that, right?
- Mom:: Yes you did.
- Me:: Are you kidding me right now?
- Mom:: Didn't you go there for summer school?
- Me:: Oh yeah. Oops. So, wait, what computer did they steal? Are they sending me a replacement? I could really use a new--
- Mom:: Two seconds ago you didn't go there, now you want them to send you a new laptop?
