Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

[Series of text messages]
Ben: Where’s the Loub sale?
Me: It’s for eds only, I’m sure there’s nothing left.
Ben: I’ll trade you one pair of Loubs for a no-complaint acceptance of a bike trainer in our apartment.
Me: Where will it go?
Ben: Next to your new Loubs.
Me: Really?
Ben: No.
Me: Uhh.

[Series of text messages]

Ben: Where’s the Loub sale?

Me: It’s for eds only, I’m sure there’s nothing left.

Ben: I’ll trade you one pair of Loubs for a no-complaint acceptance of a bike trainer in our apartment.

Me: Where will it go?

Ben: Next to your new Loubs.

Me: Really?

Ben: No.

Me: Uhh.