Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

It’s possible that I—100 or so years late—have just discovered New England charm. I am in the most fanciful colonial hotel, and my room is larger than my apartment, which I realize isn’t saying much, but I have a nice sized 1-bedroom for Manhattan.
There’s a porcelain claw foot bathtub in my suite here, and I cannot wait to experience it. Not because I’m roughly six days past due on the bathing front (only kidding) but because I want to soak in the history (wow, that was terrible).
I’m humbled by this place.
(Ed Note: I imagine there’s not another journalist in the world who would first cover the restroom—I don’t take myself too seriously.)

It’s possible that I—100 or so years late—have just discovered New England charm. I am in the most fanciful colonial hotel, and my room is larger than my apartment, which I realize isn’t saying much, but I have a nice sized 1-bedroom for Manhattan.

There’s a porcelain claw foot bathtub in my suite here, and I cannot wait to experience it. Not because I’m roughly six days past due on the bathing front (only kidding) but because I want to soak in the history (wow, that was terrible).

I’m humbled by this place.

(Ed Note: I imagine there’s not another journalist in the world who would first cover the restroom—I don’t take myself too seriously.)