Because When You Type Fast It Looks Like Your Fingers Are Dancing

This is an example to the degree in which my mother responds—and interprets—Public Service Announcements. In 2001 she sent me bottles of Cipro so that I could battle looming Anthrax threats at UCSB, while Special Forces was sizing me for my hazmat suit. This year? She’s protecting Emma from Swine Influenza (and yes, of course I already have Tamiflu).

This is an example to the degree in which my mother responds—and interprets—Public Service Announcements. In 2001 she sent me bottles of Cipro so that I could battle looming Anthrax threats at UCSB, while Special Forces was sizing me for my hazmat suit. This year? She’s protecting Emma from Swine Influenza (and yes, of course I already have Tamiflu).