September 2009
14 posts
August 2009
20 posts
WatchI know you’ve seen this video everywhere, but I just want to make two quick notes.
1. Puff, your dance hurts my eyes. Why didn’t you just “Diddy Bop?”
2. Anna told Letterman she’s actually going to be at Macy’s in Queens. I. Want. Proof.
This conversation should have ended after “I live in San Climente.”
Confession
Dear Neighbor, I owe you a Wall Street Journal (and I’m pretty sure you already know that). You see, I’m up to my ears in creepy crawlers, and when I walked into the lobby to get my mail and saw a 1,000-legged squirly bug I knew it was only a matter of hours before it wormed its way over to my door. So, I picked up the nearest flat object I could find. I didn’t realize that 10...
How Do I Know It's Really You?
Me: Hey!
Andrea: I will not chat until I know this is Cabs and not someone on Rebecca's computer toying with my emotions.
Me: M to the, O to the...
Andra: God I miss you. It's messages like this that really pull my heartstrings.
I Swear I Had A Point
In February 2007 I started my first of many blogs. It was called “Blubber From the Queen of Blabber,” which was ill-fitting for many reasons. The point here is that I was just beginning to grow as a journalist, and having my own personal dumping ground was key: Everything I couldn’t write in print went straight to the Blubber blog (I believe it was here in a post entitled “Vomit,” where I...
