February 2012
13 posts
Eff off, McKee. That was my best beanie.
Fast forward to 1:51. I’m the asshole with the Smart Water.
@Gotye + Kimbra + my shaky hand.
January 2012
26 posts
Back in November, the MTV Gods called upon me to leave New York’s wintry mix and head to the Dominican Republic for an assignment. Leave bitter wind for the tropics? I would have gone for any show, but the fact that I was heading to the Carib to interview the Battle of the Exes cast was like going to the Barney’s Warehouse Sale and then finding a credit in your pocket on the way there....
Which way to the bandwagon?
December 2011
30 posts
As my Jamaican-based spammer left today’s urgent message regarding the “important numbers on that paper for insurance that I have,” I could hear her colleague in the background leaving an identical message for some other sad soul, except that lady at least started the message with a perky, “Hey, Girlfriend.” So busted. #nevergonnaanswer #yougalsaresittingtooclose